Today I went to the beach for the first time all summer. After setting up shop, the woman next to me took out her full hookah and set up her shop. The kids in front of me were having a great time until their dad came and started yelling at everyone. He ate a lot of spaghetti. A kid went missing and the first time they announced his name it was Henry. The second time, it was Cameron. But maybe there were two different seven-year-olds wearing red Spider-Man shorts. Maybe.